[Dave is no leader — and he's no hero either; that's something he's insisted on before. those are John's titles. the giant doof with a good heart who would pull the sword out of the stone with ease, while someone like Dave could only break it. the giant doof who, he understands now, will be the one to fix everything. that's what a leader does. that's what a hero does. and that isn't Dave.]

[Ryuji seems pretty pleased, though. he's not sure if it's because the dude's just completely stoked on video game discussion, or if it's something else. Dave's not really prone to giving out smiles as easily, but he does seem awfully amused.]

I'd say it's about as accurate as skull — as in, I'm pretty much a god at the turntables, and you've got a skull in your head.