[Dave once watched his bro slice an actual fiery meteor in half with nothing but a katana and his apparently superhuman strength. he once stood by and watched as a version of himself from a different version of the future turned himself into a ghost bird sort of deal, and then proceeded to be his personal game guide and also have a host of ghost bird sort of issues. hell, he even stood around in the afterlife for way too long while a fish alien ranted to him about building an army using an inscrutable number of fish puns.]
[and yet. AND YET. he still has no point of reference for masks exploding into sword-wielding monster ladies and also healing spells.]
Okay, I have no idea where to even begin deciphering what the fuck just happened here, but I think I've got the general message. [the message is that Thor, since he's already forgotten what Ren called him, is currently, uh. making a current in the pool.]
And I'm pretty sure I can fish this guy out of the pool.
[he has to do something other than just standing around and watching like an idiot. Dave starts walking the perimeter of the pool, examining the mask's location from all possible angles. electricity travels an insane number of miles per second, but that's irrelevant when the seconds aren't actually passing — and that happens to be something Dave can do. by use of fraymotif, he should be able to pop in and fetch the mask with no issues.]
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[Dave once watched his bro slice an actual fiery meteor in half with nothing but a katana and his apparently superhuman strength. he once stood by and watched as a version of himself from a different version of the future turned himself into a ghost bird sort of deal, and then proceeded to be his personal game guide and also have a host of ghost bird sort of issues. hell, he even stood around in the afterlife for way too long while a fish alien ranted to him about building an army using an inscrutable number of fish puns.]
[and yet. AND YET. he still has no point of reference for masks exploding into sword-wielding monster ladies and also healing spells.]
Okay, I have no idea where to even begin deciphering what the fuck just happened here, but I think I've got the general message. [the message is that Thor, since he's already forgotten what Ren called him, is currently, uh. making a current in the pool.]
And I'm pretty sure I can fish this guy out of the pool.
[he has to do something other than just standing around and watching like an idiot. Dave starts walking the perimeter of the pool, examining the mask's location from all possible angles. electricity travels an insane number of miles per second, but that's irrelevant when the seconds aren't actually passing — and that happens to be something Dave can do. by use of fraymotif, he should be able to pop in and fetch the mask with no issues.]