[Wow, Dave is actually going to be a dude at the dude ranch. And lord knows, maybe both those horrible outfits will end up burning down in a ring of fire that even Cash himself wouldn't pine lyrically over. (Ryuji would probably think he looks cute like that though, not even going to lie.)

Does he fall for it? Hell yeah, he does. At least at first. He has no idea how big Houston actually is, but he reckons it's somewhere between a one horse saloon like in those old timey macaroni westerns and a sprawling metropolis. Look, this is the kid who thought LA was the capital, leave it up to his imagination and he's bound to mess it up. His mouth goes open wide. Cowboys are real, huh? That's pretty damn awesome.



Wait a second. This seems fishy.]

You're really gonna think I'd fall for that? C'mon, there's gotta be more than tens of them if there are that many emus just wanderin' around the place.

[Is he playing with Dave back or is he being sincere? Who knows. It works both ways.]