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💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote 2018-07-14 11:47 pm (UTC)

[I can't believe we've gone both Salute Your Shorts and Hey Dude directions in the span of one thread, but those man-eating emus out there, man, you better watch out for them. Tune in next week for an episode of Dave Explains It All.]

Yeah, I mean... any more and you'd have warring clans of ho-downs and rodeo shows, and then Houston-chan would probably fall off into the ocean from the thunderous quakes of all the square dancing going down.

[He'll hit play on the next song, and then leave it up to shuffle to decide his fate from here on out. Considering the fact that Ryuji doesn't have the slightest clue what square dancing actually looks like, he just assumes it's a deadly art form that he was never meant to learn or capture the essence of. He'll stick to his whipping and his nae-nae'ing, which is probably close. Or something like that.]

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