[they're good references, Bront!! but that last one isn't really inaccurate, either; Dave's basically just the 2000s version of Sam, minus the polite part.]

Toss a few hootenannies in there and you've more or less got an accurate picture of how it'd go.

[rest in peace, Houston-chan. drowned in the Gulf of Goofy Jokes About Texas Stereotypes.]

If we're talking hypotheticals, though, I wouldn't mind showing you some of the places where I used to like hanging out. Not just Houston.