[boy howdy, it sure has been a race to the bottom when it comes to blurting out shit since ... pretty much the day they met — though, with that one, Ryuji's definitely pulled ahead.]

What? I dunno, I guess they're the octopus balls of America. [Dave.]

It is easy as shit to find one, though. Why, are they not all that big in Tokyo?

[if he weren't already aware of the disaster that would result from it, though, he'd consider putting a burger on the bagels. ripping on the machines is easier than lamenting the fact that good tasting food is ... pretty much a rarity here, though.]