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[ryuji]

Hey!

Uh, yeah. I don't think he was gonna approach me so I went to go talk to him.

You?

[maskreant]

Sounds about right. It seemed like he was avoiding us.

Yeah, it was a whirlwind. I filled him in about stuff post-Shido, but it went well. How did it go with you?

[ryuji]

I mean

We ain't bumpin' fists together and sharin' the same straw drinkin' a Dennie's milkshake or nothing but I think it went kinda well?

He's always been kinda hard to figure out, but I dunno.

Just seems kinda sad to me

So we're gonna go running every few days.

[maskreant]

Sad is a very good description and running is a good activity.

Speaking of good activities, I was thinking maybe we could have a sleepover or something before missions start rolling in. After is fine, too.

[ryuji]

At least it'll keep us in shape, so it ain't totally going to waste

Yeah, I'd be so down for that it ain't even funny. Whose place? Mine is probably cool, but I got this, like... mini me? as my roommate. He calls me senpai and I'm pretty sure I'd kill for him already.

That said he's pretty hyper, so as long as that's cool.

[maskreant]

I didn't know the universe could handle two Ryujis?

Hyper is no problem. He sounds like a cool guy to have as a roommate, too. Mine is an older guy, but he doesn't use the room much, so that's also available.

All depends if you want to invite your roommate. I don't mind.

(P.S. I'm inviting Akechi.)

[ryuji]

It can't. We high fived once and wound up in a dimension where everything was animated like a 2D side scroller.

[Oh.

That was obvious, wasn't it?

Too bad this guy didn't realize it.]

(On second thought, maybe we should use your room. Don't wanna throw this kid too balls deep into our usual levels of bullshit.)

(Not that there's gonna be bullshit for sure, but I'm kinda guessing we're gonna talk about stuff.)

(Don't wanna make him uncomfy or anything.)

(He really is a good kid IDK)

(Why are we talkin' in word bubbles like these?)

[He...

definitely knows these are parentheses!]

[maskreant]

Wish I was there to see that.

(You’re right. I was hoping it’ll just be a normal thing, but I can’t guarantee stuff from home won’t pop up. We can always invite your roommate next time if you’re worried about that.)

(Room 305. Friday at 5pm?)

(It’s like we’re whispering.)

[ryuji]

(Oh, cool. It's like we have our own secret Phantom Thieves chat again!)

(Dude, I'm so psyched.)

(Okay, next time we can do it in my room. It's officially called the Jock Room, though. You gotta call it the Jock Room.)

(I'll be there at 4:45 with cronch balls on.)

[maskreant]

(Yeah, until there’s a way we can have private group chats, this will have to do.)

(Your room is officially called the Jock Room. Should I name mine, too?)

[ ...............................

What the fuck are cronch balls— ]

Perfect. I’ll see if I can find some extra entertainment and maybe haggle for a giant fluffy blanket.

[ryuji]

(Yeah, dude, every room kinda needs a name. I don't have any suggestions for you though, I'm kinda drawin' a LeBlank.)

[It's a long.... story....]

Sweet!!! I'd see if I could get some stuff from Bender but we, uh, we're havin' a fight.

I almost broke my wrist punching it in the face?

In the hands.

Definitely punched it in the hands.

[maskreant]

(That's a good one. I'm not sure if I should go with a cat name or a coffee one. When I figure it out, I'll consult you.)

Why did you punch it?

[ryuji]

(Go with both, dude. The Persian Blend sounds kinda cool! Also, kinda has the sound of a punk band. Punk band names are always good.

Ah, crap I forgot the last )

I'm done with whispering

DONE

And I might've punched Bender because he ruined ramen forever.

[maskreant]

No more whispers. Good suggestion, but does Persian Blend sound like a room? Great group name, though.

It's okay. I smacked Bender with the tablet because he wasn't moving? He ended up making my curry, but it melted my bowl and the whole counter.

[ If only Futaba was here... Maybe she could fix Bender. They must remain ramen-less and curry-less. ]

I heard Akechi had pretty good luck with him, though.

[ Do you know what this means? ]

[ryuji]

Nah I fully admit that it's a shitty room name. That's why I leave the "Name this shit" job to you!!

Holy shit that melted counter is YOUR FAULT? Man... I freakin can't believe it. I mean, I can. I totally can. Kinda thought some bullshit was going on when curry was wiped off the face of the moon.

[Does he know what this means?]

If this is a story about robo handjobs I'm so effin' outta this conversation

[I'm so sorry.]

[maskreant]

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What?

[ryuji]

What what

1/2

[maskreant]

I was thinking we let him be in charge of getting food.

2/3

[maskreant]

Hey.






















Is there something you're not telling me?

[maskreant]

Did you have a wet dream about a robot? I'm not going to judge.

[ryuji]

Yeah let's let him be in charge of getting food that's a great idea man

[maskreant]

Were they cute?

[ YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ]

[ryuji]

[DON'T DO THIS, BRO.]

Dude a gentleman never inserts his dick into a robot and tells

[maskreant]

[ YOU BROUGHT THIS UP ]

You basically just told. Good try, gentleman.

Got any other suggestions for the sleepover before I start preparing?

[ryuji]

C'mon it's not like you've never had thoughts about what it'd be like right? That's totally typical teenager shit.

[IT'S??? NOT???
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Anyway

I wonder if we can steal

Er, nab

Some extra pillows and blankets and shit?