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[cluelesscavewoman]

jud
that is why you do not eat kobold

i like teriyaki

but i would need meat to bbq
there is nothing to catch on the base

[ryuji]

Dude, you don't gotta catch shit on the base

Can't you like

Buy some meat at fantasy costco or something?

[cluelesscavewoman]

that is boring
catching is fun
but the robot keeps giving me bad things

[ryuji]

Bender is a piece of shit

Maybe we could go down to New New Aspen some day though

There's gotta be regular old uhhh

I dunno wild pigs or something?

[cluelesscavewoman]

jud
i will go there
i think it is called hog rost
that sounds nice
and there is lots of wood for fire

[ryuji]

Roast?

Dude, I'm just picturin' a pig with an apple in its mouth churnin' over a hot spit and a big ole apple in its mouth

But if you literally bring home the bacon I'll pay you like everything I got for some. Or pork belly.

Oh my god I miss pork belly

[cluelesscavewoman]

but i want to eat it

[ryuji]

Like... ALL OF IT?

Isn't that an actual shit ton of pork

Or am I totally crazy