Actually nah whatever I gave up caring about that like 50 whole kisses ago
Let em know I'm down for the big brekkie with the boo that also serves a dual lunch purpose
Maybe we could even invite the whole scooby gang to one, one day? I dunno about you but you've never seen someone eat so much cake in one sittin' until you've seen Ann eat cake in one sitting. It's like terrifying in a really cool way.
The lock stuff? It's just a symbol of love, I dunno. As long as your lock is up there and it doesn't unlatch or isn't opened, it's supposed to be all like... what you have is unbreakable. Which is pretty much the most goddamn true thing of all time
Also it means that I can literally say that I've got your ass on lock down and it'd be true in a really awful kinda way that'll probably make my cheek muscles all swole from the flexing they're constantly doing
Breadsticks... uh, we've got a few of those Italian style joints around Tokyo. Pizza Wigwam is pretty big.
really thats stark opposite to how john reacts to cake i may have already given him post wherever the fuck he is shit for that already well its more like he throws entire fucking tantrums about cakes and betty crocker but then she turned out to be a crazy fish dictator so maybe he was on to something
what if thats just universal balance or something like for every person who throws tantrums about cakes theres someone else whos basically a black hole for desserts
but yeah id be down sign me up for pretty much any idea youve got locks included any place with bread thats kinda vaguely stick shaped is cool too the more unlimited the better
Like not to diss your friend or anything but it's just cake
That apparently a dictator owns?
Man, you're losin' me
I mean that's pretty normal
But still, you're gonna have to sit my ass down and explain. Or re-explain. A few times probably
Dude, I remember this dumb dorama my mom used to like where they talked about people who hate olives should always date people who love them because it'll create a perfect harmony in all their affairs or some weird stuff like that. The olive was also kinda enchanted and made anyone who ate it have weird visions though. Soap operas are the best worst.
[that ... doesn't seem ominous. like the "maybe I'll ask Bender for some olives" kind of ominous.]
i mean if your ultimate lifes calling somehow involves a breadstick assembly line im there to back you up and bring toothpaste it sounds like
[if the little preprogrammed voice in his head that's rallied against ideas like being "uncool" and "lame" and "sappy" all his life is going off right now, it's like he doesn't even hear it. which sounds like an impressive feat for Dave, when pointed out in an rp bracket, but it is Ryuji he's talking to. he moves right along.]
but ok so back home there was this brand of cake mixes and brownies and other shit you bake but then it turned out the lady who runs the whole thing was also like the evil queen of all the trolls and she wanted to be the evil queen of all the humans too i guess?? that was a largely post scratch deal i never really got the whole story on what she did with earth aside from a cliff notes version but she was very good at barging in and breaking shit and she had so many fucking fish puns
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Actually nah whatever I gave up caring about that like 50 whole kisses ago
Let em know I'm down for the big brekkie with the boo that also serves a dual lunch purpose
Maybe we could even invite the whole scooby gang to one, one day? I dunno about you but you've never seen someone eat so much cake in one sittin' until you've seen Ann eat cake in one sitting. It's like terrifying in a really cool way.
The lock stuff? It's just a symbol of love, I dunno. As long as your lock is up there and it doesn't unlatch or isn't opened, it's supposed to be all like... what you have is unbreakable. Which is pretty much the most goddamn true thing of all time
Also it means that I can literally say that I've got your ass on lock down and it'd be true in a really awful kinda way that'll probably make my cheek muscles all swole from the flexing they're constantly doing
Breadsticks... uh, we've got a few of those Italian style joints around Tokyo. Pizza Wigwam is pretty big.
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thats stark opposite to how john reacts to cake
i may have already given him post wherever the fuck he is shit for that already
well
its more like he throws entire fucking tantrums about cakes
and betty crocker
but then she turned out to be a crazy fish dictator so maybe he was on to something
what if thats just universal balance or something
like for every person who throws tantrums about cakes theres someone else whos basically a black hole for desserts
but yeah id be down
sign me up for pretty much any idea youve got
locks included
any place with bread thats kinda vaguely stick shaped is cool too
the more unlimited the better
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Like not to diss your friend or anything but it's just cake
That apparently a dictator owns?
Man, you're losin' me
I mean that's pretty normal
But still, you're gonna have to sit my ass down and explain. Or re-explain. A few times probably
Dude, I remember this dumb dorama my mom used to like where they talked about people who hate olives should always date people who love them because it'll create a perfect harmony in all their affairs or some weird stuff like that. The olive was also kinda enchanted and made anyone who ate it have weird visions though. Soap operas are the best worst.
Wonder I could learn to make bread
If I could make bread I'd make you breadsticks
They'd be so garlicky
Still kiss ya, too
But man your breath would stink
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huh
[that ... doesn't seem ominous. like the "maybe I'll ask Bender for some olives" kind of ominous.]
i mean
if your ultimate lifes calling somehow involves a breadstick assembly line
im there to back you up
and bring toothpaste it sounds like
[if the little preprogrammed voice in his head that's rallied against ideas like being "uncool" and "lame" and "sappy" all his life is going off right now, it's like he doesn't even hear it. which sounds like an impressive feat for Dave, when pointed out in an rp bracket, but it is Ryuji he's talking to. he moves right along.]
but ok so
back home there was this brand of cake mixes and brownies
and other shit you bake
but then it turned out the lady who runs the whole thing was also like
the evil queen of all the trolls
and she wanted to be the evil queen of all the humans too i guess??
that was a largely post scratch deal
i never really got the whole story on what she did with earth
aside from a cliff notes version
but she was very good at barging in and breaking shit
and she had so many fucking fish puns