Never heard of him, so how great can he be? He's no Heroic Spirit. [ Yes, he's still butthurt. ] That story is just a glimpse into my past. I've defeated many opponents and carved my name in history through my victories.
You're not finished, huh? Why don't I spare you the details.
Yeah. He was a total rebel badass. Like... the whole spirit of teenage angst and shit. Famous actor, pretty well loved and known for playing in "Rebel Without a Cause"
[He likes to watch American movies to feel cool, ok?]
You want me to stop reading? I mean... aight, it's no big deal. I wanted to know about you, so I asked Gramps for a hand.
OH...
OH THE ACHILLES TENDON IS NAMED AFTER YOU. Fuckkkk. It makes sense.
Dude, I bruised mine once and it was inflamed for like, weeks. Made running torture.
Actors are kinda highly respected in my time. A symbolic one like the guy I just mentioned birthed an entire generation of teenagers who wanted to put the big ole middle finger up to adults. Practically one of the first punk images.
Shit, I mean. At least I'm still alive.
But you mean to tell me that you, the dude who practically saved all of your country, went down because some dude shot you in the heel?
It's a place where you post pictures of yourself and talk about what you're doin' and how your day was. And comment on other peoples' posts and shit. It's kinda lame. Bein' social sucks.
Hey! You can't blame me for not knowing stuff. C'mon, be happy that I wanna learn.
I dunno. Sounds like you'd be the type of guy to post selfies all day every day.
"What's a selfie?"
Yeah it's when you use a camera to take a picture of yourself from like, the top down
And. I dunno. It might just be me. I'm not that bright, so maybe I'm lookin' for all the wrong things or something. I wish I paid more attention in class, but... it's hard. I really suck at retaining shit.
Education is important to any man who wants to be worth anything. Maybe I can introduce you to my teacher - he has trained every famous Greek hero, including Heracles. Though I doubt you know who that is either.
If you get me to put in a good word for you, you could be learning how to fight from the greatest. On top of that, you learn about medicine, poetry, and music.
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That was teasing, but he guesses it didn't reach him well enough.]
Uh. I mean. That's pretty obvious. You basically told the rest of the army to fuck off because you didn't get your way.
That's pretty human to me.
[And petty.
But who's keeping score?]
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This entire book is about how pissed off you were. I kinda like it so far. You were like... the first James Dean or somethin'
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Never heard of him, so how great can he be? He's no Heroic Spirit. [ Yes, he's still butthurt. ] That story is just a glimpse into my past. I've defeated many opponents and carved my name in history through my victories.
You're not finished, huh? Why don't I spare you the details.
Touch the back of your ankle.
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[He likes to watch American movies to feel cool, ok?]
You want me to stop reading? I mean... aight, it's no big deal. I wanted to know about you, so I asked Gramps for a hand.
OH...
OH THE ACHILLES TENDON IS NAMED AFTER YOU. Fuckkkk. It makes sense.
Dude, I bruised mine once and it was inflamed for like, weeks. Made running torture.
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It was my heel.
I died after getting shot there with an arrow.
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Shit, I mean. At least I'm still alive.
But you mean to tell me that you, the dude who practically saved all of your country, went down because some dude shot you in the heel?
That's uh. Messed up.
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Though, now you know my weakness, so I might just have to kill you.
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I'm gonna go back to reading.
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I was there.
I could tell you anything you needed to know.
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I think you'd enjoy it though. I don't know why.
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It's weirder that you didn't know who I was before.
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Hey! You can't blame me for not knowing stuff. C'mon, be happy that I wanna learn.
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You knew who James Dean was and he hasn't accomplished anything. Do the people of your day and age care more about actors than actual heroes?
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I dunno. Sounds like you'd be the type of guy to post selfies all day every day.
"What's a selfie?"
Yeah it's when you use a camera to take a picture of yourself from like, the top down
And. I dunno. It might just be me. I'm not that bright, so maybe I'm lookin' for all the wrong things or something. I wish I paid more attention in class, but... it's hard. I really suck at retaining shit.
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Education is important to any man who wants to be worth anything. Maybe I can introduce you to my teacher - he has trained every famous Greek hero, including Heracles. Though I doubt you know who that is either.
If you get me to put in a good word for you, you could be learning how to fight from the greatest. On top of that, you learn about medicine, poetry, and music.
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[Ryuji is now officially a high school dropout?
Technically.]