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NAME
RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@ENTERTHEDRAGON

VITALS 300HP/100SP
LOCATION PUBLIC

Comments

[ryuji]

Way better... all thanks to you, of course

[fessus]

Yeah you really owe me big time, etc etc. jk

[ryuji]

Should I profess my eternal gratitude towards you on the network

[fessus]

That'd be the bare minimum.

[ryuji]

And what're we gonna do if your ego gets too big to control?

[fessus]

Impossible, part of my greatness is always being in control.

[ryuji]

We gotta word for someone like you back at home

[fessus]

Skilled?

[ryuji]

"S"

[fessus]

Super?

[ryuji]

Uh...

"Sadist"

[fessus]

Quit crying about it.

[ryuji]

Thanks for confirming my suspicions, dude.

[fessus]

I thought you were used to this.

[ryuji]

How much leather do you own exactly

[fessus]

??? A lot ig.

[ryuji]

Case closed

When's your birthday?

[fessus]

You mean the month and day or how close it'd be to now? Since there's no real time out here or w/e.

[ryuji]

Fuck that's a good point

Time's all relative now. I've been here for... uh, shit, I guess it would be April by now back home. I guess you can kinda judge by how long you've been in COST.

Which means my birthday's coming in 3 months. I would've been 18

[fessus]

So yours is in July? Mine's August 30th. Which is about the same time it'd be back where I'm from too, or pretty soon. And you're still gonna be 18 don't make it sound like you died.

[ryuji]

July 3rd for me!

I mean like... is time changing for us?

[fessus]

Who cares what everybody else's time's doing, you'll have been doing stuff for 18 years. Don't have to make it complicated. We can have a party if you want.

[ryuji]

Tch, c'mon man. If I'm havin' a party, we gotta make it a joint thingy. We're too close not to. C'mon,

there'll be protein cake~

[fessus]

You gotta quit with the protein stuff.

And we're like two months off? You missed the part where I said my birthday would be around now anyway.

[ryuji]

Uhhh yeah but like. It's not like we're gonna be able to celebrate where we're goin' anyway.

[He totally messed up the math, still counting time as if the point of universal focus was supposed to be Christmas Eve--





But plays it off cool.]

'Sides. Protein cake is the only cake the machines can make.

And shit, man, we're gonna miss your birthday entirely then.