[Wait, what? He LOVES ACTION MOVIES; he's seen so many of them he can barely keep track of the more memorable ones, but it doesn't really make sense as to what beards have to do with dating dudes, let alone how they can actually burn you? He doesn't know the plight of being rubbed up against like sandpaper, because he's never had that experience and he never thought he'd ever have to, and here comes Ren, rolling in like a WRECKING BALL.
What are you.
Why is he getting closer.
Why is he pulling him in?
What's going---
ON????
WHY IS HE LIKE THIS.]
ACK. AH, REN. GODDAMNIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
[Congrats, you got a rare fuck out of him.]
THAT FEELS HORRIBLE.
[He immediately tries to push at his chest, to get him off of him. This is what Lisa's tongue must feel like against his cheek, and it's not the life he was thinking that would be relevant to him any time soon.]
Dude, when did you get the willpower to even grow that shit!? [Ryuji's still a little bit behind in the development stages of Becoming a Man (tm), so he can't really commiserate with Ren's subtle growth.]
Shit, is that what your boyfriend used to do you?!
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What are you.
Why is he getting closer.
Why is he pulling him in?
What's going---
ON????
WHY IS HE LIKE THIS.]
ACK. AH, REN. GODDAMNIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
[Congrats, you got a rare fuck out of him.]
THAT FEELS HORRIBLE.
[He immediately tries to push at his chest, to get him off of him. This is what Lisa's tongue must feel like against his cheek, and it's not the life he was thinking that would be relevant to him any time soon.]
Dude, when did you get the willpower to even grow that shit!? [Ryuji's still a little bit behind in the development stages of Becoming a Man (tm), so he can't really commiserate with Ren's subtle growth.]
Shit, is that what your boyfriend used to do you?!
[Reconsiders this whole relationship thing.]