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[ryuji]

Holy shit

I hope there's an Olympic medal for that

Because it's miiiine

[mapsio]

I will go as your coach, how does that sound?

[ryuji]

What's your experience in coaching?

[mapsio]

None! But I should be passable still.

[ryuji]

Well... actually, I kinda think the coach really only has to have a love of the team and be encouraging. You'd probably do great tbh

[mapsio]

Well, thankfully... I love this team! I tihnk I'm a rather encouraging person too! So this may work out in the long run! I will take you to the Olympics of knitting!

[ryuji]

[Don't even tempt me, I have a ridiculous amount of regain points, do you know how much yarn that could uselessly buy?

At least Lisa will love it.

As Ryuji tries to learn how to knit.]

What's even the demographic for this?

Grandmas?

Dude I can't compete against them

They're all so nice and friendly and then they just kinda stab you in the back with the knitting needles before you even notice it since you were like

Eating their cookies and shit

[mapsio]

Are you saying you would let yourself lose to a Grandma, Ryuji-kun?!

That is quitters talk!

[Maybe Haru is a little too into coaching??]

[ryuji]

[THERE'S THAT TERRIFYING PERSONALITY HE'S COME TO ADORE AND BOTH BE WARY OF.]

Uhhhh but

But they look into your eyes and they're so sweet

Grandmas are the best

It's just too hard, Haru

I'm gonna walk away with bronze at this rate

[mapsio]

Ryuji-kun!

The sweetness of a Grandmother is what they would use against you! You have to power through it!

[DESTROY THOSE GRANDMAS IN A KNITTING COMPETITION.]

[ryuji]

SURE IT'S LIKE TOTALLY EASY FOR YOU TO SAY THAT

I'M THE ONE SITTING OVER HERE PRACTICALLY AWAITING THOSE SLOPPY CHEEK KISSES AND RANDOM ASS TALKS ABOUT SHIT THAT HAPPENED LITERALLY FOREVER AGO

[mapsio]

Such is the prowess of a Grandmother. To distract you and take their victory.

We must put you through rigorous training!

Of course it won't be intensive or like...horrible to deal with. Lot's of water breaks and pacing yourself.

[ryuji]

[What IS THIS CONVERSATION.]

I kinda feel like knitting should have tea breaks? With crumpets or scones or some frilly shit like that

Gotta be elegant at all times

Perfectly composed

Ready to strike

[mapsio]

[Two tired teenagers trying to take their mind off of shit.]

You are the last person I would call elegant, no offense.

[ryuji]

Honestly

None taken

I'm clumsy as shit

[mapsio]

I would honestly worry for you there.

[ryuji]

You think I shoulda taken some etiquette classes back home or something?