God, I didn't think she'd be so savage. She looks so lazy all the time, like she couldn't be bothered lifting up a paw in your direction if you tried to get her attention
[Ryuji has to cover his mouth and look around to make sure no one sees or has to hear the slight yelp he makes when he sees the picture. It's unhealthy.
And mostly? He's just proud of Lisa. He wishes she loved him the way he loved her, but alas, Ryuji was a golden retriever and she was a bull of floof.]
Holy shit do you think it's like that thing you do in grade school when you bully the person you have a crush on?
[okay so first thing, i just refreshed my memory regarding digital cats in digitals monsters games and apparently Wanyamon is like two fucking feet tall? It itself is a cat head approximately the size of an entire full cat? So just like recalibrate with that if that was not your assumption, it was definitely mine, fuck
[That's really actually just cuter, to be honest. Bully each other, it's great.]
I dunno, our cat had a huge crush on one of our teammates so like... I guess it could happen? It would make more sense if there aren't a lot of other cats to get friendly with.
Are they doing the butt sniff thing? That's a surefire way to tell if they're digging it
It kinda put cat-human relations in a totally new light for me? I dunno, it was kinda weird. But cute, too. Ugh. If he ever shows up around here, please don't tell 'em I said that.
[Swaps to live video. Erika starts off facing the video and rolls her eyes exaggeratedly at him before turning it around.
There's a lot of tense staring and tail-whipping, and Wanyamon wiggling and Lisa pressing her paw more firmly on it, and then Wanyamon's tongue curls out and licks her paw and she practically teleports across the room.]
[He never knew how badly he needed to see a pokemon battle before, but shit. This is it. It's happening. This is the best goddamn day he's had since coming here, and Ryuji's... living for this.]
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[...hold that thought, here's another cute photo of Wanyamon lying about a foot away and Lisa holding its tail in both her paws.]
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And mostly? He's just proud of Lisa. He wishes she loved him the way he loved her, but alas, Ryuji was a golden retriever and she was a bull of floof.]
Holy shit do you think it's like that thing you do in grade school when you bully the person you have a crush on?
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anyways.]
I never did that.
Wouldn't that be kind of weird?
[WANYAMON DOES NOT FUCK, RYUJI]
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I dunno, our cat had a huge crush on one of our teammates so like... I guess it could happen? It would make more sense if there aren't a lot of other cats to get friendly with.
Are they doing the butt sniff thing? That's a surefire way to tell if they're digging it
[Why..]
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Cats having preferences in humans isn't a crush...
Ew, no. No, they're not. Stop trying to set up your cat.
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Our cat? Huh.
His name's Morgana and he could talk.
And he totally had the hots for Ann
It kinda put cat-human relations in a totally new light for me? I dunno, it was kinda weird. But cute, too. Ugh. If he ever shows up around here, please don't tell 'em I said that.
Dude, I gotta wingman where I can wingman
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You definitely don't have to worry about me repeating what you just said.
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There's a certain image I gotta maintain and the relationship between us is really hanging on by a ball of yarn
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[picture of Lisa pinning Wanyamon on its side with one threatening paw. Its tail is lashing hard enough to be a blur in the photo.]
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Make sure you film it
I wanna see your little dude's ult
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There's a lot of tense staring and tail-whipping, and Wanyamon wiggling and Lisa pressing her paw more firmly on it, and then Wanyamon's tongue curls out and licks her paw and she practically teleports across the room.]
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I don't think my heart can take this anymore
I'm veering close to shutdown here
This is the cutest shit I've ever seen