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💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote2018-02-01 01:24 pm

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[personal profile] bu773rfly 2018-07-12 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it'd be a crime of opportunity, but eating mouse-sized things is just what cats do, right?

[...hold that thought, here's another cute photo of Wanyamon lying about a foot away and Lisa holding its tail in both her paws.]
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[personal profile] bu773rfly 2018-07-13 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[okay so first thing, i just refreshed my memory regarding digital cats in digitals monsters games and apparently Wanyamon is like two fucking feet tall? It itself is a cat head approximately the size of an entire full cat? So just like recalibrate with that if that was not your assumption, it was definitely mine, fuck

anyways.]


I never did that.

Wouldn't that be kind of weird?


[WANYAMON DOES NOT FUCK, RYUJI]
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[personal profile] bu773rfly 2018-07-13 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[we are going to take away a normal human assumption from that]

Cats having preferences in humans isn't a crush...

Ew, no. No, they're not. Stop trying to set up your cat.
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[personal profile] bu773rfly 2018-07-13 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[jesus fucking christ]

You definitely don't have to worry about me repeating what you just said.
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[personal profile] bu773rfly 2018-07-13 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. My professional dignity is at stake.

[picture of Lisa pinning Wanyamon on its side with one threatening paw. Its tail is lashing hard enough to be a blur in the photo.]
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[personal profile] bu773rfly 2018-07-21 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Swaps to live video. Erika starts off facing the video and rolls her eyes exaggeratedly at him before turning it around.

There's a lot of tense staring and tail-whipping, and Wanyamon wiggling and Lisa pressing her paw more firmly on it, and then Wanyamon's tongue curls out and licks her paw and she practically teleports across the room.]