[he peels his gaze from a fucking adorable hamster hamming it up, fixing his eyes on the perpetrator of probably one of the worst puns he's ever heard in his entire life — which is saying a lot, considering he once spent more than five minutes standing next to a troll who fired off fish puns every other second.]
[There's no sweeter music to his ears than his name on Dave's lips; only amplified when it's done in an act of exasperation. His imitation of Gundam fell a little on the flat side, sure, but he raises an eyebrow in his direction.
What?
Yes, really!]
In the great hamster wheel of life, there's no telling where you get off or where you get on. [Is he eulogizing his own pun????] Onward, to the plane of Valhalla, where we shall be freed from our rodentured servitude.
[He'll just casually... take Dave's hand in forgiveness and pull them both back into the room. There's at least another hour of moping around to do and he doesn't want to give him a chance to push him the hell away for all of his sins.]
/important break in order for this
San-D waves a thank 'chuu~' for the toilet paper rolls.]
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[Holy fuck, San-D is way too adorable. Is it normal to think the hamsters are cooler than Gundam?
And, finally, finally he can look at Dave again once this is finally over.]
... Come!!! My dark Dave-ah.
[Slam the door in his face.]
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[he peels his gaze from a fucking adorable hamster hamming it up, fixing his eyes on the perpetrator of probably one of the worst puns he's ever heard in his entire life — which is saying a lot, considering he once spent more than five minutes standing next to a troll who fired off fish puns every other second.]
[dude!!!! really?]
[..........]
That's immortal god of hamster Valhalla to you.
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What?
Yes, really!]
In the great hamster wheel of life, there's no telling where you get off or where you get on. [Is he eulogizing his own pun????] Onward, to the plane of Valhalla, where we shall be freed from our rodentured servitude.
[He'll just casually... take Dave's hand in forgiveness and pull them both back into the room. There's at least another hour of moping around to do and he doesn't want to give him a chance to push him the hell away for all of his sins.]