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i'm so sorry this is so late - please forgive me

[ryuji]

UHHH

Like, yeah but you have to be okay with eating kobold meat?

Some people kinda got weird issues with eating things that can talk

They taste pretty good tho

Don't worry Roxas appeased her with chicken

[cluelesscavewoman]

i cannot eat kobold
they are sprit beasts who are linked with rocks

do not eat rocks

roxas is a good boy

[ryuji]

I mean, thanks for the advice and all but I really like havin' all my teeth intact so eating rocks is kinda outta the question

I dunno, the Kitsune had a pretty killer teriyaki sauce

Maybe you could get the recipe off 'em? When we're back on base, you can make some BBQ and have a little dippin sauce

It'd be litttttttt

[cluelesscavewoman]

jud
that is why you do not eat kobold

i like teriyaki

but i would need meat to bbq
there is nothing to catch on the base

[ryuji]

Dude, you don't gotta catch shit on the base

Can't you like

Buy some meat at fantasy costco or something?

[cluelesscavewoman]

that is boring
catching is fun
but the robot keeps giving me bad things

[ryuji]

Bender is a piece of shit

Maybe we could go down to New New Aspen some day though

There's gotta be regular old uhhh

I dunno wild pigs or something?

[cluelesscavewoman]

jud
i will go there
i think it is called hog rost
that sounds nice
and there is lots of wood for fire

[ryuji]

Roast?

Dude, I'm just picturin' a pig with an apple in its mouth churnin' over a hot spit and a big ole apple in its mouth

But if you literally bring home the bacon I'll pay you like everything I got for some. Or pork belly.

Oh my god I miss pork belly

[cluelesscavewoman]

but i want to eat it

[ryuji]

Like... ALL OF IT?

Isn't that an actual shit ton of pork

Or am I totally crazy