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💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote2018-11-05 09:24 am

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[personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-06-10 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[annnnnd about 12 hours later:]

man ive apparently just gone and dunked any impulse control i had straight down the fuckin toilet
but about the relic
the director said it does some shit with souls right
but more importantly
it can cut through anything
like ANYTHING
that means it could cut through planes right
the ones that caused at least the majority of the mess back in the desert
ok but
stopping you right there because i know what youre thinking
and ive got absolutely no intention of tryin to use it
i just want to see if its true
and i saw a chance to find out so i took it
itll be cool as long as i stay here
oculusriffs: (strider to the rescue)

[personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-06-10 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[an entire two days later, a picture: it's a band of pirates, on a ship, with what appears to be a pirate lord far in the background. damn, he's good looking? also that blade of his looks suspicious.]

thats gotta be him
havent seen anybody else that pirately official looking
swords looking pretty fucking gnarly too
what am i even supposed to do here
just wait around until he randomly decides to use it
call it off and say i got my grand relic peep show
mission accomplished
then wait around some more until they decide to pillage the city again and i can leave
wow
i did not think this through at all
what WAS i thinking

no i know exactly what i was thinking
i just wanted to see you again right
was willin to try anything to get what i needed to do that
able to do fuckin acrobatic pirouettes off the logic handle to get here
i pretty much left myself a few hundred fuckin miles worth of room for error
may have fucked this one up beyond repair

ok
im gonna try to move to see if i can get a better view
sorry about this
love you
oculusriffs: (wait dont got it)

[personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-06-10 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[another two days later, he starts texting again, like that whole soliloquy up here didn't even happen.]

i dont think im allowed to harass the chef on this boat but like
this stuff hes churning out is fucking godawful
what do i have to do to get them to stow some goddamn aj
oh
dude
this things haunted as shit too
i keep seein this word written wherever theres even like a molecule of dust on the walls


[Dave attaches a picture here. it is, indeed, a kanji character written in the dust on the wall: 指]

i asked a kitsune on board and he said it means finger or digit
what the fuck does that even mean
aside from finger
or digit
oculusriffs: catrente @ tumblr (sounds like kind of a bummer)

[personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-06-10 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[we're almost done here, thanks for your patience, but three entire days later, because Dave is a goddamn moron:]

holy fucking shit the finger?????
oculusriffs: putoshop @ tumblr (shits more real than kraft mayo)

all done!

[personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-06-10 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[and finally, another day or two later:]

ok roxas has it covered
dr tanks gonna rebuild you from the finger up bro
god i have never been so fucking relieved that i was so hellbent on bringing that with us
sorry
im probably not gonna be there when you wake up
but assuming i dont get a new assignment or whatever
im gonna try

sorry