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💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote2018-11-05 09:24 am

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[personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-06-10 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[an entire two days later, a picture: it's a band of pirates, on a ship, with what appears to be a pirate lord far in the background. damn, he's good looking? also that blade of his looks suspicious.]

thats gotta be him
havent seen anybody else that pirately official looking
swords looking pretty fucking gnarly too
what am i even supposed to do here
just wait around until he randomly decides to use it
call it off and say i got my grand relic peep show
mission accomplished
then wait around some more until they decide to pillage the city again and i can leave
wow
i did not think this through at all
what WAS i thinking

no i know exactly what i was thinking
i just wanted to see you again right
was willin to try anything to get what i needed to do that
able to do fuckin acrobatic pirouettes off the logic handle to get here
i pretty much left myself a few hundred fuckin miles worth of room for error
may have fucked this one up beyond repair

ok
im gonna try to move to see if i can get a better view
sorry about this
love you
oculusriffs: (wait dont got it)

[personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-06-10 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[another two days later, he starts texting again, like that whole soliloquy up here didn't even happen.]

i dont think im allowed to harass the chef on this boat but like
this stuff hes churning out is fucking godawful
what do i have to do to get them to stow some goddamn aj
oh
dude
this things haunted as shit too
i keep seein this word written wherever theres even like a molecule of dust on the walls


[Dave attaches a picture here. it is, indeed, a kanji character written in the dust on the wall: 指]

i asked a kitsune on board and he said it means finger or digit
what the fuck does that even mean
aside from finger
or digit
oculusriffs: catrente @ tumblr (sounds like kind of a bummer)

[personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-06-10 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[we're almost done here, thanks for your patience, but three entire days later, because Dave is a goddamn moron:]

holy fucking shit the finger?????
oculusriffs: putoshop @ tumblr (shits more real than kraft mayo)

all done!

[personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-06-10 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[and finally, another day or two later:]

ok roxas has it covered
dr tanks gonna rebuild you from the finger up bro
god i have never been so fucking relieved that i was so hellbent on bringing that with us
sorry
im probably not gonna be there when you wake up
but assuming i dont get a new assignment or whatever
im gonna try

sorry