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NAME
RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@ENTERTHEDRAGON

VITALS 300HP/100SP
LOCATION PUBLIC

Comments

@NIGHTLIGHT

[fessus]

Hey

[ryuji]

Yo, whassup man

[fessus]

This training sucks. How you holding up?

[ryuji]

Everything about this sucks donkey dick

My back hurts

The food sucks

And holy shit I'd like to sleep more than 20 minutes at a time

But other than that I guess I'm doin' great. You?

[fessus]

Wait what's a donkey?

[ryuji]

It's kinda like a horse?

I think

[fessus]

A horse is what Chiron is right?

[ryuji]

Well.. the bottom half

[fessus]

No shit I know what a person looks like, Ryuji.

[ryuji]

Oh, my bad, I thought you came from a place where mutant chickens were the norm, how was I supposed to know

[fessus]

That's what you look like, not Chiron.

[ryuji]

DUDE ARE YOU FORREAL!?

I thought we were friends, man.

You don't just slay your buds like that.

[A few seconds later... playing along-]

I ain't no chicken tender

[fessus]

lmao, "buds" can take it, you have to toughen up if you're not tender. You're the one making fun of my whole world here, dye job.

[ryuji]

Yo you're giving me shit for my hair when you literally look like you just dropped out of a visual kei band

[fessus]

Don't get the reference, doesn't hurt, know your audience, Protein Powder.

Guess I'll look like a band member, rough for me.

[ryuji]

Spoken like a useless pretty boy

[fessus]

Bring it any time, anywhere. I'd kick your ass.

[ryuji]

Okay but you gotta wear the backpack

[fessus]

I'd still win wearing both but seriously?

[ryuji]

I'd literally do anything right now to let my back get a second of rest, so yeah

[fessus]

It's bothering you that bad?

[ryuji]

Real talk, I have a fucked up leg, so the extra pressure on it kinda makes it feel worse.

I know, you're probably like

Ohhh he barks a good game but can't handle shit without whining

Well, yeah. Mostly lol

[fessus]

Yeah that's kind of whiny.

I got messed up pretty bad from an injury once though. So I guess I won't beat you up too much if you come over.

[ryuji]

You did? What happened?

[Sli...ght pang of concern here]

[fessus]

It was ages ago, don't worry about it. Are you coming over or not?