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NAME
RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@ENTERTHEDRAGON

VITALS 300HP/100SP
LOCATION PUBLIC

Comments

[ryuji]

Yo, whassup man

[fessus]

This training sucks. How you holding up?

[ryuji]

Everything about this sucks donkey dick

My back hurts

The food sucks

And holy shit I'd like to sleep more than 20 minutes at a time

But other than that I guess I'm doin' great. You?

[fessus]

Wait what's a donkey?

[ryuji]

It's kinda like a horse?

I think

[fessus]

A horse is what Chiron is right?

[ryuji]

Well.. the bottom half

[fessus]

No shit I know what a person looks like, Ryuji.

[ryuji]

Oh, my bad, I thought you came from a place where mutant chickens were the norm, how was I supposed to know

[fessus]

That's what you look like, not Chiron.

[ryuji]

DUDE ARE YOU FORREAL!?

I thought we were friends, man.

You don't just slay your buds like that.

[A few seconds later... playing along-]

I ain't no chicken tender

[fessus]

lmao, "buds" can take it, you have to toughen up if you're not tender. You're the one making fun of my whole world here, dye job.

[ryuji]

Yo you're giving me shit for my hair when you literally look like you just dropped out of a visual kei band

[fessus]

Don't get the reference, doesn't hurt, know your audience, Protein Powder.

Guess I'll look like a band member, rough for me.

[ryuji]

Spoken like a useless pretty boy

[fessus]

Bring it any time, anywhere. I'd kick your ass.

[ryuji]

Okay but you gotta wear the backpack

[fessus]

I'd still win wearing both but seriously?

[ryuji]

I'd literally do anything right now to let my back get a second of rest, so yeah

[fessus]

It's bothering you that bad?

[ryuji]

Real talk, I have a fucked up leg, so the extra pressure on it kinda makes it feel worse.

I know, you're probably like

Ohhh he barks a good game but can't handle shit without whining

Well, yeah. Mostly lol

[fessus]

Yeah that's kind of whiny.

I got messed up pretty bad from an injury once though. So I guess I won't beat you up too much if you come over.

[ryuji]

You did? What happened?

[Sli...ght pang of concern here]

[fessus]

It was ages ago, don't worry about it. Are you coming over or not?

[ryuji]

Yeah, yeah. Hold on, I gotta hoist the rock of Gibraltar on my ass.

[What a horrible fucking slog it is to take the backpack with him as he travels down the hall of the capsules. As if the training couldn't get possibly worse, even BASE seems to thematically fit that of a war zone, and as Ryuji makes his way down the hall, he quickly realizes that he's... never actually seen Noctis' capsule and, uh. Well, he's only been on a few hours rotational sleep with his roommate.]

Which room was it again? Or, y'know. Send me a sign. A dagger in front of the door or somethin'. Either way.