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NAME
RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@ENTERTHEDRAGON

VITALS 300HP/100SP
LOCATION PUBLIC

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[chariotry]

What the hell are you talking about?

I'm not ashamed of who I am. I'm proud. I became a hero so that everyone would know my name and of my accomplishments.

You, someone who isn't even Greek, having heard my story pleases me and is an honour. My glory is truly eternal.

[ He has no idea..that Ryuji has just heard of him and doesn't know shit. ]

[ryuji]

Dude... I hate to break it to you but I have no freakin' clue who you are.

[chariotry]

[ Read: 4:48am ]

[ryuji]

[ User @ENTERTHEDRAGON is typing

...

User @ENTERTHEDRAGON is typing

(then, nothing)

User @ENTERTHEDRAGON is typing

(and again, nothing)]

[chariotry]

You've seriously never heard of me?

[ryuji]

Oh... uhm.

No...?

[chariotry]

Then I have nothing to say to you.

[ Someone is salty. ]

[ryuji]

You're gonna be that way?

[chariotry]

[ READ: 5:22am ]

[ryuji]

[Please refer to the icon.]

[ryuji]

Sing to me, O giant jerkwad, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus.

[He smiles to himself, mostly.]

[chariotry]

What

[ryuji]

Did I stutter or somethin'?

[chariotry]

What are you talking about...? I thought you hadn’t heard of me.

[ryuji]

[HE SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS A TRAP.





















But this is Ryuji we're talking about.]

Your mom sounded like a nice person.

She single?

[chariotry]

Hah!! Do you actually think a Goddess would ever look your way? Humans are to Gods what ants are to humans.

You should know that my mother is as terrifying as she is kind. And her kindness itself is a rare thing. Many haven’t had the chance to see it for themselves, including my own father.

[ryuji]

I dunno. You're part god, right?

[chariotry]

In a way, yes, but I never lost my humanity. I was a mortal.

[ryuji]

[Whoosh.

That was teasing, but he guesses it didn't reach him well enough.]

Uh. I mean. That's pretty obvious. You basically told the rest of the army to fuck off because you didn't get your way.

That's pretty human to me.

[And petty.

But who's keeping score?]

[chariotry]

If that's what you got out of it, then you don't know anything at all.

[ It was about honour. Honour and his a penis. ]

[ryuji]

What was goin' through your mind when it happened, then?

[chariotry]

I wanted to kill the bastard.

[ryuji]

Yeah, I read that part too.

This entire book is about how pissed off you were. I kinda like it so far. You were like... the first James Dean or somethin'

[chariotry]

James Dean?

Never heard of him, so how great can he be? He's no Heroic Spirit. [ Yes, he's still butthurt. ] That story is just a glimpse into my past. I've defeated many opponents and carved my name in history through my victories.

You're not finished, huh? Why don't I spare you the details.

Touch the back of your ankle.

[ryuji]

Yeah. He was a total rebel badass. Like... the whole spirit of teenage angst and shit. Famous actor, pretty well loved and known for playing in "Rebel Without a Cause"

[He likes to watch American movies to feel cool, ok?]

You want me to stop reading? I mean... aight, it's no big deal. I wanted to know about you, so I asked Gramps for a hand.

OH...

OH THE ACHILLES TENDON IS NAMED AFTER YOU. Fuckkkk. It makes sense.

Dude, I bruised mine once and it was inflamed for like, weeks. Made running torture.