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[ryuji]

No

God no

Stop

Please

Don't do this Haru

I'm beggin ya

[mapsio]

I apologize. It is too late. I have already descended into the place where really awful puns exist. :(

[ryuji]

Hold on I gotta find a rope and bring you back to the good place

[mapsio]

Will it be able to reach me?!

[ryuji]

If it doesn't, I'll find another rope and tie it to that piece of rope and make it twice as long

I'm gonna save you

[mapsio]

Ryuji-kun, my hero. Saving me from my own bad puns!

[ryuji]

HELL YEAH

Now all I need is a cape and an alternate ego

[mapsio]

All you really need is a cape, Skull. :)

[ryuji]

Does a scarf count or would that look too laughably small

[mapsio]

Well, it DOES make you look fashionable.

[ryuji]

I knew you would support me in the choice for scarfs

If only I could get a cool one with little skulls printed on 'em

Or learn how to knit, I guess






That'd probably be a disaster

[mapsio]

I fear if you tried to knit, you would poke your eye out with the knitting needle.

[ryuji]

Wtf I'm great with my hands

[No, he's not.]

[mapsio]

That remains to be seen.

[ryuji]

That's because they're moving too fast for you register them

[mapsio]

Are you saying you could possibly knit at the speed of light?

[ryuji]

Yeah, but the ball gets all twisted up and it's not really good for gettin' shit done.

[mapsio]

Ooooh, right. I see.
Curse that yarn for getting in the way of competitive blanket knitting.

[ryuji]

Holy shit

I hope there's an Olympic medal for that

Because it's miiiine

[mapsio]

I will go as your coach, how does that sound?

[ryuji]

What's your experience in coaching?

[mapsio]

None! But I should be passable still.

[ryuji]

Well... actually, I kinda think the coach really only has to have a love of the team and be encouraging. You'd probably do great tbh

[mapsio]

Well, thankfully... I love this team! I tihnk I'm a rather encouraging person too! So this may work out in the long run! I will take you to the Olympics of knitting!

[ryuji]

[Don't even tempt me, I have a ridiculous amount of regain points, do you know how much yarn that could uselessly buy?

At least Lisa will love it.

As Ryuji tries to learn how to knit.]

What's even the demographic for this?

Grandmas?

Dude I can't compete against them

They're all so nice and friendly and then they just kinda stab you in the back with the knitting needles before you even notice it since you were like

Eating their cookies and shit