[because who would Dave Strider be if he didn't have at least one long, meandering ramble to a username he knows won't answer? who would he be if he didn't at least try to break what's become an utterly unbearable silence, both textways and oathways?]
[so, the bracer starts dinging. sorry in advance for your inbox!]
hey so i found something kind of fucking dumb stroke of luck considering whats his books thought he more or less had all the info on istus there was at least im assuming its something its mostly a bunch of shit i cant read a cryptic poem and more shit i cant read what the fuck does k2p2 mean or p2tog its a lot of talk about yarn though so the only thing i can guess is that this is actually one of roses romance novel edition wizard fanfictions like she wrote it when she went all eldritch horror red lobster grimdark did i tell you about that that was a thing that happened but ill work on figuring it out not like ive got anything left but time anyway
holy shit i found a turntable ima come back for that
man ive apparently just gone and dunked any impulse control i had straight down the fuckin toilet but about the relic the director said it does some shit with souls right but more importantly it can cut through anything like ANYTHING that means it could cut through planes right the ones that caused at least the majority of the mess back in the desert ok but stopping you right there because i know what youre thinking and ive got absolutely no intention of tryin to use it i just want to see if its true and i saw a chance to find out so i took it itll be cool as long as i stay here
[an entire two days later, a picture: it's a band of pirates, on a ship, with what appears to be a pirate lord far in the background. damn, he's good looking? also that blade of his looks suspicious.]
thats gotta be him havent seen anybody else that pirately official looking swords looking pretty fucking gnarly too what am i even supposed to do here just wait around until he randomly decides to use it call it off and say i got my grand relic peep show mission accomplished then wait around some more until they decide to pillage the city again and i can leave wow i did not think this through at all what WAS i thinking
no i know exactly what i was thinking i just wanted to see you again right was willin to try anything to get what i needed to do that able to do fuckin acrobatic pirouettes off the logic handle to get here i pretty much left myself a few hundred fuckin miles worth of room for error may have fucked this one up beyond repair
ok im gonna try to move to see if i can get a better view sorry about this love you
[another two days later, he starts texting again, like that whole soliloquy up here didn't even happen.]
i dont think im allowed to harass the chef on this boat but like this stuff hes churning out is fucking godawful what do i have to do to get them to stow some goddamn aj oh dude this things haunted as shit too i keep seein this word written wherever theres even like a molecule of dust on the walls
[Dave attaches a picture here. it is, indeed, a kanji character written in the dust on the wall: 指]
i asked a kitsune on board and he said it means finger or digit what the fuck does that even mean aside from finger or digit
ok roxas has it covered dr tanks gonna rebuild you from the finger up bro god i have never been so fucking relieved that i was so hellbent on bringing that with us sorry im probably not gonna be there when you wake up but assuming i dont get a new assignment or whatever im gonna try
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[so, the bracer starts dinging. sorry in advance for your inbox!]
hey so
i found something
kind of fucking dumb stroke of luck considering whats his books thought he more or less had all the info on istus there was
at least im assuming its something
its mostly a bunch of shit i cant read a cryptic poem and more shit i cant read
what the fuck does k2p2 mean
or p2tog
its a lot of talk about yarn though so the only thing i can guess is that this is actually one of roses romance novel edition wizard fanfictions
like she wrote it when she went all eldritch horror red lobster grimdark
did i tell you about that
that was a thing that happened
but ill work on figuring it out
not like ive got anything left but time anyway
holy shit i found a turntable
ima come back for that
[he's not coming back for that.]
no subject
theyre knitting patterns
cool i guess im knitting a time goddess summoning circle or something
or like
a watch cozy
no subject
man ive apparently just gone and dunked any impulse control i had straight down the fuckin toilet
but about the relic
the director said it does some shit with souls right
but more importantly
it can cut through anything
like ANYTHING
that means it could cut through planes right
the ones that caused at least the majority of the mess back in the desert
ok but
stopping you right there because i know what youre thinking
and ive got absolutely no intention of tryin to use it
i just want to see if its true
and i saw a chance to find out so i took it
itll be cool as long as i stay here
no subject
thats gotta be him
havent seen anybody else that pirately official looking
swords looking pretty fucking gnarly too
what am i even supposed to do here
just wait around until he randomly decides to use it
call it off and say i got my grand relic peep show
mission accomplished
then wait around some more until they decide to pillage the city again and i can leave
wow
i did not think this through at all
what WAS i thinking
no i know exactly what i was thinking
i just wanted to see you again right
was willin to try anything to get what i needed to do that
able to do fuckin acrobatic pirouettes off the logic handle to get here
i pretty much left myself a few hundred fuckin miles worth of room for error
may have fucked this one up beyond repair
ok
im gonna try to move to see if i can get a better view
sorry about this
love you
no subject
i dont think im allowed to harass the chef on this boat but like
this stuff hes churning out is fucking godawful
what do i have to do to get them to stow some goddamn aj
oh
dude
this things haunted as shit too
i keep seein this word written wherever theres even like a molecule of dust on the walls
[Dave attaches a picture here. it is, indeed, a kanji character written in the dust on the wall: 指]
i asked a kitsune on board and he said it means finger or digit
what the fuck does that even mean
aside from finger
or digit
no subject
holy fucking shit the finger?????
all done!
ok roxas has it covered
dr tanks gonna rebuild you from the finger up bro
god i have never been so fucking relieved that i was so hellbent on bringing that with us
sorry
im probably not gonna be there when you wake up
but assuming i dont get a new assignment or whatever
im gonna try
sorry