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NAME
RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@ENTERTHEDRAGON

VITALS 300HP/100SP
LOCATION PUBLIC

Comments

[ryuji]

Huh? I thought you wanted to get the hell away from me.

[chariotry]

I wouldn't make an excuse if I wanted to get the hell away from you.

I had to get my painting.

You back at the bar?

[ryuji]

Oh... yeah, the painting. I forgot you were gonna swipe that.

[He feels a little dumb now.]

Yeah, I just got back in.

[chariotry]

Good.

Now, what do you want to know.

I thought I made it clear that I'm the spirit of a hero. So you shouldn't be that surprised.

[ryuji]

I thought about it on the walk home, actually.

In the end, I don't really know about your story. But I want to find out, if you're okay with that. If not, I promise I won't ask again or go outta my way to figure it out on my own.

Just wanna make sure you have the space you need, y'know?

[chariotry]

What the hell are you talking about?

I'm not ashamed of who I am. I'm proud. I became a hero so that everyone would know my name and of my accomplishments.

You, someone who isn't even Greek, having heard my story pleases me and is an honour. My glory is truly eternal.

[ He has no idea..that Ryuji has just heard of him and doesn't know shit. ]

[ryuji]

Dude... I hate to break it to you but I have no freakin' clue who you are.

[chariotry]

[ Read: 4:48am ]

[ryuji]

[ User @ENTERTHEDRAGON is typing

...

User @ENTERTHEDRAGON is typing

(then, nothing)

User @ENTERTHEDRAGON is typing

(and again, nothing)]

[chariotry]

You've seriously never heard of me?

[ryuji]

Oh... uhm.

No...?

[chariotry]

Then I have nothing to say to you.

[ Someone is salty. ]

[ryuji]

You're gonna be that way?

[chariotry]

[ READ: 5:22am ]

[ryuji]

[Please refer to the icon.]

[ryuji]

Sing to me, O giant jerkwad, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus.

[He smiles to himself, mostly.]

[chariotry]

What

[ryuji]

Did I stutter or somethin'?

[chariotry]

What are you talking about...? I thought you hadn’t heard of me.

[ryuji]

[HE SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS A TRAP.





















But this is Ryuji we're talking about.]

Your mom sounded like a nice person.

She single?

[chariotry]

Hah!! Do you actually think a Goddess would ever look your way? Humans are to Gods what ants are to humans.

You should know that my mother is as terrifying as she is kind. And her kindness itself is a rare thing. Many haven’t had the chance to see it for themselves, including my own father.

[ryuji]

I dunno. You're part god, right?

[chariotry]

In a way, yes, but I never lost my humanity. I was a mortal.

[ryuji]

[Whoosh.

That was teasing, but he guesses it didn't reach him well enough.]

Uh. I mean. That's pretty obvious. You basically told the rest of the army to fuck off because you didn't get your way.

That's pretty human to me.

[And petty.

But who's keeping score?]

[chariotry]

If that's what you got out of it, then you don't know anything at all.

[ It was about honour. Honour and his a penis. ]