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@noir

[mapsio]

Ryuji-kun, I need to have a private conversation with you. About important matters.

[ryuji]

[To see her go from "It's a lovely day we're having, isn't it?" straight to "Turn the private on, idiot" is a little alarming, to be honest. It's liked defcon 10 in here, even when it only goes up to 5.

But, actually, Ryuji's a little busy with a problem of his own. So he'll switch on the communicator's private setting and---]

Everything ok?

I'm kinda in a situation here, can we talk later?

[mapsio]

Everything is fine, are you okay? Do you need help? I can be on my way in less than a minute.

....I just wanted to know if you happened to find your mask in a weird place?

[ryuji]

[Wait a fucking second.]

Yeah that's the

Situation I'm in

Hold on, I think it'll be okay

We should meet later

[mapsio]

I'll come over.
Just text me when you're ready.


....or just text me if you need help?

[ryuji]

Aight so

It wasn't all that okay

My freakin mask was in the pool and it went haywire and electrocuted the damn thing

IDK what that says about my inner personality

[mapsio]

Your mask...electrocuted the pool?

[Oh my god.]

You must have quite the electrifying personality.

[She isn't allowed to do puns, yikes.]

[ryuji]

No

God no

Stop

Please

Don't do this Haru

I'm beggin ya

[mapsio]

I apologize. It is too late. I have already descended into the place where really awful puns exist. :(

[ryuji]

Hold on I gotta find a rope and bring you back to the good place

[mapsio]

Will it be able to reach me?!

[ryuji]

If it doesn't, I'll find another rope and tie it to that piece of rope and make it twice as long

I'm gonna save you

[mapsio]

Ryuji-kun, my hero. Saving me from my own bad puns!

[ryuji]

HELL YEAH

Now all I need is a cape and an alternate ego

[mapsio]

All you really need is a cape, Skull. :)

[ryuji]

Does a scarf count or would that look too laughably small

[mapsio]

Well, it DOES make you look fashionable.

[ryuji]

I knew you would support me in the choice for scarfs

If only I could get a cool one with little skulls printed on 'em

Or learn how to knit, I guess






That'd probably be a disaster

[mapsio]

I fear if you tried to knit, you would poke your eye out with the knitting needle.

[ryuji]

Wtf I'm great with my hands

[No, he's not.]

[mapsio]

That remains to be seen.

[ryuji]

That's because they're moving too fast for you register them

[mapsio]

Are you saying you could possibly knit at the speed of light?

[ryuji]

Yeah, but the ball gets all twisted up and it's not really good for gettin' shit done.

[mapsio]

Ooooh, right. I see.
Curse that yarn for getting in the way of competitive blanket knitting.