Have you considered not being the literal cookie monster bro?
[That's fine.
This is fine?
No need to get so stuck up about this whole popping in and out of objects thing. Why couldn't he have a nice and safe power like turning stuff the color of dandelions?]
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Actually, it's not so bad. It doesn't hurt. I guess it's kind of like getting my hand stuck inside a cookie jar, only sometimes it's my entire arm?
[if he had better control over his Astoria-given ability it probably would be less of a thing, but here we are]
[also, no comment on the hentai]
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Have you considered not being the literal cookie monster bro?
[That's fine.
This is fine?
No need to get so stuck up about this whole popping in and out of objects thing. Why couldn't he have a nice and safe power like turning stuff the color of dandelions?]
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I'm not the cookie monster.
I'm giving a new meaning to the term "Phantom Thief."
[obviously??]