Have you considered not being the literal cookie monster bro?
[That's fine.
This is fine?
No need to get so stuck up about this whole popping in and out of objects thing. Why couldn't he have a nice and safe power like turning stuff the color of dandelions?]
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Have you considered not being the literal cookie monster bro?
[That's fine.
This is fine?
No need to get so stuck up about this whole popping in and out of objects thing. Why couldn't he have a nice and safe power like turning stuff the color of dandelions?]
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I'm not the cookie monster.
I'm giving a new meaning to the term "Phantom Thief."
[obviously??]