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[ryuji]

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[purrtagonist]

I threw you a soft ball and you hit it out of the park. You don't have anyone to blame for this extended metaphor but yourself.

Thanks for always watching my ass, by the way.

[AHA]

[ryuji]

UGH DUDE CAN YOU NOT GO FROM TALKING ABOUT ASS TO TALKING ABOUT SOFT BALLS THIS IS SERIOUSLY TOO GODDAMN MUCH

But

[The number of times he had to backspace to remove the extra T from that is really fucking embarrassing.]

Yeah c'mon man you can't just phase into shit and get stuck there... that's really

[Half ass?]

terrifying y'know

[He is actually pretty worried about this, Akira, he's just shit-tier levels of awful at expressing anything near this.




So...]

And I'm pretty sure there's like this entire genre of hentai that's super into that shit

[purrtagonist]

[listen, he was given an opening and he took it, DON'T BLAME HIM]

Actually, it's not so bad. It doesn't hurt. I guess it's kind of like getting my hand stuck inside a cookie jar, only sometimes it's my entire arm?

[if he had better control over his Astoria-given ability it probably would be less of a thing, but here we are]

[also, no comment on the hentai]

[ryuji]

[Once a thiEF ALWAYS A THIEF.]

Have you considered not being the literal cookie monster bro?

[That's fine.

This is fine?

No need to get so stuck up about this whole popping in and out of objects thing. Why couldn't he have a nice and safe power like turning stuff the color of dandelions?]

[purrtagonist]

[because that's your schtick, Ryuji]

I'm not the cookie monster.

I'm giving a new meaning to the term "Phantom Thief."

[obviously??]