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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-08-07 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Okay I love the idea dude and hear me out on this slice of pizza I'm about to toss your way

Cause I care about you a lot and uhm

I dunno how the hell either of us are gonna be able to pull your ass out of a wall if you get stuck in there like halfway.

And even if you do I hope it's the face part and NOT the ass cause that's gonna be one hell of a boring conversation
purrtagonist: (What is the land speed of a sea lion)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-08-07 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my GOD]

Usually when that happens, I just have to wait until my power arbitrarily decides to work again to escape.

[implying that this has totally happened to him before (because it has)]
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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-08-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Wait what back that up
purrtagonist: (time for some guilt-free arson)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-08-07 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[SNORT]

Can't. I'm missing my backup camera.
ryuji: (361)

[personal profile] ryuji 2018-08-07 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Use the goddamn rearview mirror like the rest of civilization before did before that came into existence

Or you know I guess I could watch your prime badunkadunk and guide you in for the parallel park or something I DUNNO THIS METAPHOR SUCKS AND I HATE IT
purrtagonist: (go into the cage with the bread)

1/2

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-08-07 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[RYUJI]

[SORRY GIVE HIM LIKE A MINUTE HE'S LAUGHING TOO HARD ON THE OTHER END OF THE WATCH]
purrtagonist: (You’re like a sinful JK Rowling)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-08-07 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I threw you a soft ball and you hit it out of the park. You don't have anyone to blame for this extended metaphor but yourself.

Thanks for always watching my ass, by the way.

[AHA]
Edited 2018-08-07 04:02 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-08-07 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
UGH DUDE CAN YOU NOT GO FROM TALKING ABOUT ASS TO TALKING ABOUT SOFT BALLS THIS IS SERIOUSLY TOO GODDAMN MUCH

But

[The number of times he had to backspace to remove the extra T from that is really fucking embarrassing.]

Yeah c'mon man you can't just phase into shit and get stuck there... that's really

[Half ass?]

terrifying y'know

[He is actually pretty worried about this, Akira, he's just shit-tier levels of awful at expressing anything near this.




So...]

And I'm pretty sure there's like this entire genre of hentai that's super into that shit
Edited 2018-08-07 04:09 (UTC)
purrtagonist: (passing out from being drowned)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-08-07 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[listen, he was given an opening and he took it, DON'T BLAME HIM]

Actually, it's not so bad. It doesn't hurt. I guess it's kind of like getting my hand stuck inside a cookie jar, only sometimes it's my entire arm?

[if he had better control over his Astoria-given ability it probably would be less of a thing, but here we are]

[also, no comment on the hentai]
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[personal profile] ryuji 2018-08-07 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Once a thiEF ALWAYS A THIEF.]

Have you considered not being the literal cookie monster bro?

[That's fine.

This is fine?

No need to get so stuck up about this whole popping in and out of objects thing. Why couldn't he have a nice and safe power like turning stuff the color of dandelions?]
purrtagonist: (roll for 360 no-scope)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-08-07 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[because that's your schtick, Ryuji]

I'm not the cookie monster.

I'm giving a new meaning to the term "Phantom Thief."

[obviously??]
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