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[purrtagonist]

Sooooo.

Wanna do something slightly questionable but also probably really cool?

[not]

[a great start to things?]

[ryuji]

Dude are you seriously askin' me this right now

[purrtagonist]

My universal Ryuji translator is parsing that statement as a "yes, I totally do."

[ryuji]

Shit, you really got one of those? Must be pretty effin' rare!

But yeah

That's like

The entirety of it

I'm balls deep into the idea of that

[purrtagonist]

I built it myself. It's one-of-a-kind.

I found an alleyway blocked off by a barricade of metal and iron. Seems suspicious.

I wanna see what's behind it.

[but Joker doesn't work without his Phantom Thieves]

[ryuji]

Whoaaaa

Leave it to you man to dig deep and find shit like that

So...

What do you think we're gonna find?

[And Ryuji practically lives attached to Akira at the hip.]

[purrtagonist]

No idea.

[COMFORTING]

Which is 50% of the fun.

The other 50% is you and Panther being there to make sure I don't get stuck.

[ryuji]

Okay I love the idea dude and hear me out on this slice of pizza I'm about to toss your way

Cause I care about you a lot and uhm

I dunno how the hell either of us are gonna be able to pull your ass out of a wall if you get stuck in there like halfway.

And even if you do I hope it's the face part and NOT the ass cause that's gonna be one hell of a boring conversation

[purrtagonist]

[oh my GOD]

Usually when that happens, I just have to wait until my power arbitrarily decides to work again to escape.

[implying that this has totally happened to him before (because it has)]

[ryuji]

Wait what back that up

[purrtagonist]

[SNORT]

Can't. I'm missing my backup camera.

[ryuji]

Use the goddamn rearview mirror like the rest of civilization before did before that came into existence

Or you know I guess I could watch your prime badunkadunk and guide you in for the parallel park or something I DUNNO THIS METAPHOR SUCKS AND I HATE IT

1/2

[purrtagonist]

[RYUJI]

[SORRY GIVE HIM LIKE A MINUTE HE'S LAUGHING TOO HARD ON THE OTHER END OF THE WATCH]

[purrtagonist]

I threw you a soft ball and you hit it out of the park. You don't have anyone to blame for this extended metaphor but yourself.

Thanks for always watching my ass, by the way.

[AHA]

[ryuji]

UGH DUDE CAN YOU NOT GO FROM TALKING ABOUT ASS TO TALKING ABOUT SOFT BALLS THIS IS SERIOUSLY TOO GODDAMN MUCH

But

[The number of times he had to backspace to remove the extra T from that is really fucking embarrassing.]

Yeah c'mon man you can't just phase into shit and get stuck there... that's really

[Half ass?]

terrifying y'know

[He is actually pretty worried about this, Akira, he's just shit-tier levels of awful at expressing anything near this.




So...]

And I'm pretty sure there's like this entire genre of hentai that's super into that shit

[purrtagonist]

[listen, he was given an opening and he took it, DON'T BLAME HIM]

Actually, it's not so bad. It doesn't hurt. I guess it's kind of like getting my hand stuck inside a cookie jar, only sometimes it's my entire arm?

[if he had better control over his Astoria-given ability it probably would be less of a thing, but here we are]

[also, no comment on the hentai]

[ryuji]

[Once a thiEF ALWAYS A THIEF.]

Have you considered not being the literal cookie monster bro?

[That's fine.

This is fine?

No need to get so stuck up about this whole popping in and out of objects thing. Why couldn't he have a nice and safe power like turning stuff the color of dandelions?]

[purrtagonist]

[because that's your schtick, Ryuji]

I'm not the cookie monster.

I'm giving a new meaning to the term "Phantom Thief."

[obviously??]